At the Crane mansion, Little Ethan summoned Gwen, Ethan and "Gertrude" to the living room. He explained that he was treating them to dinner and a show in honor of Gwen and Ethan's upcoming vow renewal ceremony. He even set up the bar for them! Theresa got Little E alone and told him he was breaking her heart for helping the pair celebrate. He told his mom to be patient and give him a chance to put on his show. Meanwhile, Gwen was perplexed by Little E's sudden need to be nice to her. Little E finally revealed the menu, which included all of Theresa's favorite foods, such as chicken with mole sauce. Ethan realized that they were Theresa's favorites, but Gwen didn't. The group then moved into the living room so Little E could share his presentation. He put on some music, which turned out to be Ethan and Theresa's song. The accompanying slide show featured pictures of Ethan and Theresa. Ethan enjoyed the show, but Gwen was understandably annoyed and called Little E a brat. Ethan defended him. Little E explained that the rest of the presentation contained photos of Ethan and Gwen, and that he wanted to include Ethan's entire history. Gwen didn't believe him until she checked the DVD herself and saw that he'd put together an entire slide show of her. Gwen still wasn't sure what to think. Later, Ethan asked Gwen to dance, but she tripped over the table of food.

Kay was shocked when Tabitha informed her that she was selling her house. Kay tried to stop her, but the witch began packing up her hands. Kay begged Tabitha to use a protection spell to stop the doom from coming to town, but Tabby urged Kay to leave town. Soon, Juanita, a.k.a. "Mrs. Hernandez," arrived and Tabitha introduced them. Kay was surprised when the woman knew that Kay was engaged to Miguel and then added that she wanted to meet Miguel's family. (Way to be subtle, Juanita.) After, Tabitha called Precious the orangutan (PRECIOUS!!!!!) and revealed that she was selling her house. She asked if she could bring Endora over for a visit. "Not with Luis," Tabby stated (Ha!), but then added that Luis is in the Harmony police department's calendar, and she would bring Precious a copy. Juanita returned and quizzed Kay about Miguel, but Kay was too upset about Tabitha moving to talk. Tabby admitted that she didn't want to leave, but felt she had no choice. Kay replied that she's also leaving town. As they spoke, Juanita listened in. Later, all of the supernatural creatures in Tabby's home began to leave.

Pilar was thrilled when Miguel and Luis informed her that they'll travel with her around the world, but upset that Theresa didn't want to join them. Later, Pilar, Fancy, Luis and Miguel raised a toast in honor of their upcoming trip. Juanita planned to kill them sooner rather than later.

At Tabitha's — er, now Juanita's — home, Miguel was introduced to the new owner, "Mrs. Hernandez." When Juanita admitted to having lost family members, Miguel shared that his mother had lost two children, Antonio and Theresa. Juanita seethed at the idea of being compared to Pilar. Meanwhile, Kay continued to urge Tabby to not move, believing the witch could prevent doom from coming to town. The Book of Disasters disagreed and glowed bright red. After, Tabby and Kay joined Miguel and Mrs. Hernandez. Migs was annoyed with Tabitha for telling Mrs. Hernandez about his family. Everyone then filled her in on Alistair's sordid history. "Mrs. Hernandez" kept her cool as they then told her about Juanita and how they're taking a trip around the world to escape her. (Yeah, and telling a stranger about your plans is really smart, guys.) The geniuses then mentioned Pretty, Paloma, Noah and Gwen in one sentence, so Juanita now had the names of nearly everyone connected to the Lopez-Fitzgerald family. Later, Juanita called her goon and revealed that she's going to kill everyone during the upcoming weddings. Of course, instead of actually murdering someone, the "dangerous" Juanita chose to gab about her plans.... Tabitha was alarmed when the Book presented a picture of an exploding wedding cake. Yum!

At the Crane mansion, Gwen was still annoyed with Little Ethan for putting on a slide show featuring mostly pictures of Ethan and Theresa (though there were a few of Gwen stuck in). Meanwhile, Ethan went through a box of Theresa's things in the attic, and recalled happier times as he read through her diaries. (Nice historical portrait they had up there.) Dressed as Gertrude, Theresa hid and watched him. She decided to write a "long-lost" letter for Ethan to find, explaining why he shouldn't wed Gwen.... Rebecca told Gwen that she was mishandling the situation with Ethan. She advised her daughter to act like a winner around Ethan instead of comparing herself to Theresa. Gwen agreed, but still said she'd kill Little E if he ruined her wedding day. "I'll kill him with my bare hands," she warned. "Better not do that; there's DNA evidence," Becks replied.... In the attic, Theresa stuck her note in one of the diaries. Ethan opened it, and prepared to read it.

Juanita asked her goon to meet her in the church, but wouldn't explain why. She did show him her "Family Killing Tree," which was a computerized graph of everyone connected to Pilar. (Ooh, imagine what would happen if she got a hold of Vincent's big piece of cardboard with everyone's photo tacked to it.) The goon thought to himself how Juanita was stupid and annoying, and he's sick of dealing with her. (Hey, he said it!) Later, she asked the goon to help her find a place to plant a bomb; he imagined placing in a very specific location.

Meanwhile, Kay and Miguel explained to Noah and Paloma why they needed to get married sooner rather than later. Noah didn't want to leave, though, because he was about to start med school. However, they did agree to move up the wedding date.... Fancy promised Luis lots of sex on their upcoming trip around the world. "You'll never get through airport security packing heat like that," Fancy cooed. "By the time I'm through with you, the only hard thing you'll have to deal with is leaving Harmony." (Seems Fancy has been reading romance novels in her spare time....) Pilar invited Sheridan and Pretty to join them on the trip. They agreed to do so, mainly so they could be near Luis.... Gwen was willing to move up their wedding date, as well.... Pilar was annoyed when Luis admitted that Fancy had told him about Juanita. Pilar explained how dangerous Juanita is.

At the Crane mansion, Rebecca lectured Gwen about how Gwen needed to take charge of her life with Ethan. Gwen agreed that she needed to stop worrying about Theresa. "She is shark poop on the ocean floor," Becks assured her daughter. "Not even Theresa can come back from death by digestion." Ewwww! Upstairs in the attic, Theresa slipped a "long-lost" letter into one of her diaries so Ethan would find it and turn against Gwen. He began to read about how much Theresa loved him. Theresa, still dressed as Gertrude, hid and watched him. She became frustrated as Ethan read her note s-l-o-w-l-y. (Perhaps she shouldn't have included so many big words.) Anyway, Ethan became so exhausted from the task that he considered taking a break from reading, but then changed his mind and decided to power through the rest of the note. Just as he got to the part about how mean Gwen is, Gwen interrupted him and told him how they needed to move up their wedding date. He agreed, to Theresa's horror. Later, Theresa revealed herself to Paloma and begged her to help her stop the wedding.

PASSIONS takes a break on Thursdays and Fridays. Recaps will resume on Monday.

PASSIONS takes a break on Thursdays and Fridays. Recaps will resume on Monday.