Still trapped in the warehouse wearing nothing but bed sheets, Luis assured Pretty that he’s not going to go along with Alistair’s wicked games and he does not intend to have sex with her to get her pregnant. Searching for a way out, Luis found a fridge stocked with booze, but no water. Noticing a skylight, Luis tried to reach it in order to escape but Pretty covertly kicked the stool he was standing on out from beneath him. Luis fell onto Pretty and was knocked out. When he came to, he and Pretty were resigned to having sex in order to get out of their predicament. Luis was concerned that he couldn’t just, “Turn it on,” so Pretty said, “Maybe you could use a little encouragement.” They kissed under the watchful eye of a hidden camera.

Kay and Tabitha argued about Tabby meddling in Noah/Paloma and Luis/Fancy’s relationships. Kay chided Tabitha for breaking her promise about leaving her family members alone. Tabby replied that she’d do anything to save Endora from the Dark Side and pointed out the inevitability that, “Death is coming to Harmony — and there’s nothing we can do about it.”

Noah tried to get Paloma to forgive him for his tryst with Fancy. He stated that he doesn’t remember how it even happened and pointed out all of the strange occurrences that have been happening to them over the past few weeks. Paloma acknowledged that strange things have occurred and she wanted to forgive her man, but she was too hurt. Tabitha and Kay watched the exchange from the magic bowl.

At the hospital, Gwen and Theresa argued about Theresa finally revealing that Ethan fathered Little Ethan. Gwen was not a big fan of the idea, natch! Gwen then threatened to spill Pilar’s big secret if Theresa blabbed about the paternity issue. Theresa then pointed out to Gwen that if she exposed Pilar’s secret, her entire family will be murdered. Gwen said she’d stop at nothing to keep her man and if Theresa goes ahead with her plan to confess, it’s curtains for the Lopez-Fitzgerald clan.

In the hospital chapel, Ethan prayed for a donor for his ailing son. Theresa told her mother that her heart was breaking watching Ethan in so much pain. A conflicted Theresa begged Pilar to reveal her big secret so she could help Ethan, but Pilar clammed up for their own good. Ethan saw them and asked the women to join him in prayer. Afterward, Ethan was disappointed when he learned he wasn’t a match for his ailing son. "You never know when salvation is right around the corner," Theresa said.

Still trapped in the warehouse wearing only sheets, Luis realized that Alistair wasn't going to release them until he got Pretty pregnant, but he was still conflicted as to what to do. They kissed. Pretty then confessed that she is a virgin. Luis was furious Alistair would pull a stunt like this. “I am not doing this,” he insisted.

At Crane Manor, Esme was thrilled when she received a credit card in the mail that offered lots of extras. She couldn't wait to call Harry Winston’s for a necklace. A dejected Fancy entered. Esme poured her a drink. Fancy confessed to sleeping with Noah but not remembering how it all happened. Esme welcomed her old friend back. Fancy felt terrible for hurting Paloma and feared for the safety of her missing Luis.

Noah apologized again to Paloma and mentioned all the strange things that have happened in Harmony. Then they happened to notice Tabitha’s magic bowl, which was boiling. "This is exactly the kind of bizarro thing that I’ve been talking about," Noah noted. Paloma found Tabby’s spell book. "Could Tabitha be a witch?" she wondered. Noah insisted that Tabby and Kay being witches was just too weird. Paloma opened the book and found a spell that could have brought Noah and Fancy together. As Paloma recited spells, magic transformed her and Noah into star-crossed lovers. The pair made passionate love.

At the hospital, Eve was furious that Julian had her hospitalized and restrained. Eve claimed her attendant was the presumed-dead Vincent. Of course, Julian didn’t see him. He told Eve that he loved her, then left. Vincent reappeared and Eve screamed. Vincent held his hand over her mouth. Eve woke up and realized she was having a nightmare. An attendant entered with her juice. It was Vincent, who spiked her orange juice with whiskey. Vincent vowed to hate his parents forever.

Back at the warehouse, Paloma’s spell also gave Luis the drive to go through with making love to Pretty. Fancy got an image on her PDA. Hearing Luis moaning, she feared he was being tortured but when the picture became clearer, Fancy was horrified.

A drunk Julian sought solace with Esme, who massaged his shoulders. When he spilled he impregnated Valerie, Esme considered the million-dollar option but didn't want to ruin her figure. Outside the door stood the killer, holding a knife.

Vincent, disguised as a doctor, visited Eve in the hospital and taunted her with alcohol. Eve begged him to leave her alone, but he lunged at her and grabbed her by her neck. He told her that she'll never get her life back on track. Eve screamed for help, but he warned her to keep quiet. He then began to cry about wanting to keep his baby. "If I weren't in restraints right now, I'd give you a big hug," said Eve. She insisted that she loved him and wanted to help him. He told her to shut up, then undid her restraints and held a drink under her nose. She knocked the glass out of his hands. He then returned to strangling her. "Die, Mommy, Die!" he yelled.

Julian snuggled with Esme in his bed, but told her how much he missed Eve. Esme promised to make him forget his troubles and began kissing him. It worked, as he called his lover "amazing." As they made out, a mystery person lurked in the doorway brandishing a knife. Later, Julian got a text message from Eve simply saying, "H." Concluding that she meant to write, "Help," Julian went to see Eve.... Meanwhile, Vincent kept his hands around his mother's neck until she fell unconscious.

Fancy was hysterical as she watched a video of Luis with Fancy on her small, portable computer. She went to see Esme, who was disappointed that she wasn't Julian. Fancy showed Esme the video, and Esme was surprised to see Luis and Pretty. "Oh, it's not you ... oh my God, that's bad, right?" she asked. Esme couldn't help but admire Luis. "It's like watching a fine racehorse," she gushed, then wondered, "Why is he with Pretty?" "I'm so stupid!" Fancy cried in response. Esme continued to watch Luis in awe. "Oh God, they're better than those Chinese gymnasts in Cirque du Soleil," she marveled. "Who's gonna be next, my mother?" Fancy wondered, continuing her rant. "Oh me, me, me!" Esme answered, not caring how upset her friend was. "If he's going to go through every man in your address book, I need a sample now because he might be worn down to a nub by the time he gets to me." Fancy lamented about falling for the wrong guy. Esme resumed viewing Luis in action.

At the hospital, Ethan overheard Theresa talking to Pilar about "a match," and was thrilled when he believed that Theresa found a viable donor for Jonathan's partial liver transplant. She wanted to tell him that Little Ethan was the donor, but instead lied that she was talking about a trivial thing, which infuriated Ethan. Gwen planned to make baby Jonathan well by using holistic cures.... Theresa cried to Pilar about how much she hates keeping secret that Ethan is Little Ethan's father. Pilar warned her that if Ethan learned the truth, Rebecca would call her enemies in Mexico and the family would be in danger. Theresa asked if her mother was overreacting, but Pilar insisted that she wasn't.... Gwen actually defended Theresa as Ethan railed against Theresa for being concerned with that trivial matter. Ethan tried to be realistic about Jonathan's chances of survival, but Gwen remained hopeful that her baby would pull through.

Julian arrived at the hospital and found Eve unconscious in her bed. He begged her to wake up as Vincent lurked in the hallway. Eve finally came to and Julian called for a nurse. Vincent planned to kill Julian.

As Harmony prepared for Christmas, a sad Tabitha missed Endora. She hoped she'd get her daughter home in time for the holiday and also wished that Kay would get back Miguel. Tabby had to admit to herself that she'd had a good time last Christmas, and wondered what Norma and Edna were up to. Just then, the witch bumped into an angry Santa and his elf: it was Norma and Edna, dressed for the holiday. "It's like déja vu," noted Tabitha. "Déja who?" asked Edna. "That's French, Normy," said Edna. "Like the way we kiss." The ladies noted that Tabby seemed nervous. "Have you lost control of your bladder, too?" Edna asked quietly. Tabitha wondered where they'd disappeared to. Norma reported that they'd gotten a gig at a club in a particular city. They were devastated to hear about Endora's disappearance. "Unlike me, you actually love your daughter," Norma sighed. Norma readily offered to help Tabitha commit evil acts, if she needed backup. Tabitha was appalled to hear that the ladies were working as a Santa and elf for the kids. "This is why background checks are important," Tabitha muttered to herself. After, a cheerful Norma and Edna frolicked down the street, arm in arm, singing. "I can't believe I'm going to say this," Tabby said to herself, "but I think I preferred them when they were trying to kill me." Later, Tabitha chuckled to herself as she imagined the damage Norma and Edna could do interacting with children. The witch then got a bright idea: she could use them to make children suffer and earn enough "evil" points to get back Endora. Tabby then flashed back to the 1940s, when she set a family's tree on fire and made the kids scream. Good times! In the present, she zapped the gifts under the public tree. Meanwhile, one of the kids complained that the elf smelled funny. Edna admitted that she wears a diaper. "Sort of like the NASA astronaut's," explained Norma. But the kid had other questions. "Are you gay?" he asked the ladies. And to Norma, "Are you in the middle of a sex change?" "This is so bogus," the brat sighed. "You're no Santa! And Old Stinky is no elf!" Norma tried to keep her cool as the kid rattled off all the gifts he wanted this year. "Your last name isn't Reilly is it?" Norma asked. "No, why?" said the kid. "You're as greedy as a local fat cat," she replied. Meanwhile, Tabby zapped Edna, who suddenly decided to hand out the presents to the kids. And they were filled with bloody, severed heads! Merry Christmas indeed. As the kids screamed and ran, Norma and Edna were trampled. "Still want to adopt?" Norma asked. "Nope," replied Edna. Tabitha was then greeted by a white light — it was Endora!

On the docks, Fancy cried over Luis sleeping with Pretty.... As Luis and Pretty got closer in the warehouse, Luis imagined he was with Fancy and apologized to Pretty for her having to sleep with someone who loved her sister and not her.... Fancy still couldn't understand why Luis was suddenly with Pretty. Fancy watched them on her little computer and realized she knew where they were.

At the hospital, Ethan tried to make Gwen realize how serious Jonathan's condition is. Gwen refused to prepare herself for her baby's death, and tried to remain hopeful. She again suggested they use alternative treatments rather than getting Jonathan a partial liver transplant. Meanwhile, Theresa and Pilar went to the hospital chapel. Theresa wanted to tell Ethan that Little Ethan was his son so they could test LE as a possible donor for Jonathan. Pilar reminded her that if she does, it could affect their family. Theresa planned to find a way to use LE as a donor without letting Ethan know. Pilar reluctantly agreed that she'd also want to save Jonathan's life, but made Theresa swear that she won't let Gwen or Ethan know anything.... Gwen called Rebecca and wondered if LE could be the key to saving her son.... Theresa repeated how she plans to help Jonathan without letting anyone know. Just then, Ethan walked into the chapel and overheard her. "What don't you want anyone to know?" he asked. Ethan snapped when Theresa replied that she wasn't discussing anything important. Theresa insisted that Jonathan's welfare is very important to her.

In Mexico, Juanita continued to rant and rave against Pilar, and vowed to make her pay for killing her husband. Later, Juanita got information about Pilar's whereabouts and took out a gun from her drawer. She then paid Pilar's sister, Maria, a visit and held her at gunpoint. Juanita demanded that Maria tell her where Pilar is, but Maria refused.... In the hospital, Pilar later got a call from Maria. Maria cried out for help; Pilar then heard her get shot over the phone. "That's how you solve a problem like Maria," Juanita announced.

PASSIONS takes a break on Fridays. Recaps will resume on Monday.